Both of you three .. get out of the class
Mathematics professor:
"Now divide the area into three equal halves".
Lecturer:
open the windows. let the atmosphere come
I have 2 daughters, both of them r girls!!! in
Chemistry Sir:
“Once you see the water boiling make sure that it is hot”.
Computer Sir: " u get outting my class"
The diagram in the book was a very complicated one. So, the math teacher
made a neater diagram on the blackboard & announced "Don't look at book
figure, look at my figure"
I'll take your surprise test on Monday
"form a straight circle"
close ur teeth'
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
water coolers were near toilets. one day the teacher said...
" No going to toilet OR drinking it!!!"
"draw a circle of any shape"
"WHO IS THIS PEN"
the boy behind the last bench ... stand up
write orally
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
both the 3 of u stand in the 4 corners of the room
boys stand to the left,girls to the right, and the rest in the centre.
" Why is fan not oning"
write down ur name n father of ur name!!
"shhh... quiet... the princiPAUL is revolving around college"
saaavdhaaan !! paani geela hai...
the vice princi:
"I and Mrs. Chona (my Princi) have worked very hard day and night and
have reproduced thousands of bright children"....!!!
A guy was laughing during the physics lecture cuz the teacher's zip was open.
Teacher said - 'Has mat nahi to bahar nikal ke khada kar doonga'!
in the class after lunch.,open the stupid doors of the windows.., i want more
air force
" I also have 2 daughters at my house.. i married one and am studying the
other..
"hang this calender or else I will hang myself"..lol
" before entering tissue culture lab , everything and every one should be
STERILIZED"
chaubey sir ki english
hang the picture on the wall.......or i will hang myself!!
open the window,let the atmosphere come in.......... and the best one is:
sir,this girl was lying with me yesterday,and today she is lying with you!!
Take a fine copper wire of any metal!
" ITS VERY HOT.THE SWEAT IS FALLING LIKE RAIN ".
You not coming to class yesterday I saw you UNDERSTANDING the TREE
IN Canteen at that time.
" Destroy this papers... before that inka xerox nikal lo.. shayad last year ke
papers hai isme"
Take a shit of paper and feex two peens on eet...
physics teacher saw a boy sleeping ..asked him to get up and asked "tell me
the unit of power"..the boy said "what sir?" the teacher..gr8 correct .
"why r u all s(h)itting on the table, better s(h)it on the chairs.
Nobody should NOT talk here!!
frequently used phrases
1.I am not a mad of u
2.com on u
3.i will report to higher authorities
believe you me....
"SIT DOWN AND GET OUT"
..."i had a muscle fracture some months back"
Mathematics professor:
"Now divide the area into three equal halves".
Lecturer:
open the windows. let the atmosphere come
I have 2 daughters, both of them r girls!!! in
Chemistry Sir:
“Once you see the water boiling make sure that it is hot”.
Computer Sir: " u get outting my class"
The diagram in the book was a very complicated one. So, the math teacher
made a neater diagram on the blackboard & announced "Don't look at book
figure, look at my figure"
I'll take your surprise test on Monday
"form a straight circle"
close ur teeth'
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
water coolers were near toilets. one day the teacher said...
" No going to toilet OR drinking it!!!"
"draw a circle of any shape"
"WHO IS THIS PEN"
the boy behind the last bench ... stand up
write orally
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
both the 3 of u stand in the 4 corners of the room
boys stand to the left,girls to the right, and the rest in the centre.
" Why is fan not oning"
write down ur name n father of ur name!!
"shhh... quiet... the princiPAUL is revolving around college"
saaavdhaaan !! paani geela hai...
the vice princi:
"I and Mrs. Chona (my Princi) have worked very hard day and night and
have reproduced thousands of bright children"....!!!
A guy was laughing during the physics lecture cuz the teacher's zip was open.
Teacher said - 'Has mat nahi to bahar nikal ke khada kar doonga'!
in the class after lunch.,open the stupid doors of the windows.., i want more
air force
" I also have 2 daughters at my house.. i married one and am studying the
other..
"hang this calender or else I will hang myself"..lol
" before entering tissue culture lab , everything and every one should be
STERILIZED"
chaubey sir ki english
hang the picture on the wall.......or i will hang myself!!
open the window,let the atmosphere come in.......... and the best one is:
sir,this girl was lying with me yesterday,and today she is lying with you!!
Take a fine copper wire of any metal!
" ITS VERY HOT.THE SWEAT IS FALLING LIKE RAIN ".
You not coming to class yesterday I saw you UNDERSTANDING the TREE
IN Canteen at that time.
" Destroy this papers... before that inka xerox nikal lo.. shayad last year ke
papers hai isme"
Take a shit of paper and feex two peens on eet...
physics teacher saw a boy sleeping ..asked him to get up and asked "tell me
the unit of power"..the boy said "what sir?" the teacher..gr8 correct .
"why r u all s(h)itting on the table, better s(h)it on the chairs.
Nobody should NOT talk here!!
frequently used phrases
1.I am not a mad of u
2.com on u
3.i will report to higher authorities
believe you me....
"SIT DOWN AND GET OUT"
..."i had a muscle fracture some months back"
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