☻If I throw a stick, will you leave?
☻Justice: A decision in your favor
☻Strip mining prevents forest fires
☻A waist is a terrible thing to mind
☻Do not disturb. Already disturbed
☻Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
☻Today's subliminal message is . . .
☻Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
☻Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
☻Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
☻Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
☻First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
☻Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
☻Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
☻Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
☻Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
☻Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
☻Fuck Me...are those real?
☻Be unique and different, just say yes.
☻Can I flirt with you?
☻Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
☻Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
☻Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to
ask you to assume the position.
☻Umh, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
☻Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
☻I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbour ... what say we tie up for the night?
☻I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
☻If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
☻Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
☻That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
☻Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
☻A hangover is the wrath of grapes
☻Everyone is entitled to my opinion
☻If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
☻I don't work here. I'm a consultant
☻Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
☻The best things in life aren't things
☻I like feminists; I think they're cute
☻I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
☻Does killing time damage eternity?
☻How can there be self-help groups?
☻"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
☻BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
☻Have a nice day. . . somewhere else
☻Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
☻Exceptions always outnumber rules
☻Adults are just kids who owe money
☻All stressed out and no one to choke
☻Constipated people don't give a crap
☻I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
☻Where there's a will, I want to be in it
☻Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
☻Never miss a good chance to shut up
☻All computers wait at the same speed
☻Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
☻How do you get off a non-stop flight?
☻How come night falls but day breaks?
☻How do I set the laser printer to stun?
☻If we quit voting will they all go away?
☻Is it time for your medication or mine?
☻INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
☻I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
☻When all else fails manipulate the data
☻I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
☻Insanity is my only means of relaxation
☻No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
☻Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
☻I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
☻I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
☻When money talks, the criminal walks
☻Justice: A decision in your favor
☻Strip mining prevents forest fires
☻A waist is a terrible thing to mind
☻Do not disturb. Already disturbed
☻Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
☻Today's subliminal message is . . .
☻Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
☻Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
☻Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
☻Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
☻First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
☻Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
☻Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
☻Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
☻Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
☻Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
☻Fuck Me...are those real?
☻Be unique and different, just say yes.
☻Can I flirt with you?
☻Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
☻Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
☻Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to
ask you to assume the position.
☻Umh, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
☻Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
☻I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbour ... what say we tie up for the night?
☻I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
☻If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
☻Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
☻That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
☻Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
☻A hangover is the wrath of grapes
☻Everyone is entitled to my opinion
☻If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
☻I don't work here. I'm a consultant
☻Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
☻The best things in life aren't things
☻I like feminists; I think they're cute
☻I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
☻Does killing time damage eternity?
☻How can there be self-help groups?
☻"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
☻BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
☻Have a nice day. . . somewhere else
☻Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
☻Exceptions always outnumber rules
☻Adults are just kids who owe money
☻All stressed out and no one to choke
☻Constipated people don't give a crap
☻I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
☻Where there's a will, I want to be in it
☻Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
☻Never miss a good chance to shut up
☻All computers wait at the same speed
☻Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
☻How do you get off a non-stop flight?
☻How come night falls but day breaks?
☻How do I set the laser printer to stun?
☻If we quit voting will they all go away?
☻Is it time for your medication or mine?
☻INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
☻I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
☻When all else fails manipulate the data
☻I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
☻Insanity is my only means of relaxation
☻No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
☻Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
☻I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
☻I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
☻When money talks, the criminal walks
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