☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
☻You are here: X
☻Hickory Dickory Dock, dis bitch woz suckin me c**k, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block.
☻In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.
☻Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
☻Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
☻Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
☻Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
☻What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
☻Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
☻Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'
☻Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick"
Boss asks: "How sick are u?"
Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"
☻Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
☻Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
☻I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!
☻Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
☻When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....
☻U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!
☻Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.
☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
☻Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
☻I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
☻The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
☻There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
☻Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
☻You may be recognized soon. Hide.
☻Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
☻He who laughs last thinks slowest.
☻Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
☻I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
☻Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
☻Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
☻If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
☻You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
☻My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
☻If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
☻Mind intentionally left blank...
☻I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
☻Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
☻Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
☻If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
☻Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.
☻If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
☻The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
☻It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.
☻Born Free........Taxed to Death.
☻We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found
☻I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.
☻Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
☻My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
☻Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...
☻Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
☻What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
☻Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
☻Celibacy is not hereditary
☻Familiarity breeds children
☻Life is sexually transmitted
☻We do precision guesswork
☻Born free . . . Taxed to death
☻If it's too loud, you're too old
☻Common sense isn't common
☻Nothing succeeds like excess
☻Do pilots take crash-courses?
☻If it ain't broke, fix it until it is
☻The older I get, the older old is
☻Relax, its only Ones and Zeros
☻A closed mouth gathers no feet
☻Do witches run spell checkers?
☻I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
☻Allow me to introduce my selves
☻A feature is a bug with seniority
☻You are here: X
☻Hickory Dickory Dock, dis bitch woz suckin me c**k, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block.
☻In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.
☻Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
☻Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
☻Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
☻Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
☻What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
☻Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
☻Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'
☻Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick"
Boss asks: "How sick are u?"
Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"
☻Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
☻Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
☻I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!
☻Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
☻When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....
☻U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!
☻Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.
☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
☻Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
☻I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
☻The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
☻There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
☻Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
☻You may be recognized soon. Hide.
☻Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
☻He who laughs last thinks slowest.
☻Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
☻I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
☻Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
☻Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
☻If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
☻You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
☻My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
☻If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
☻Mind intentionally left blank...
☻I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
☻Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
☻Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
☻If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
☻Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.
☻If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
☻The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
☻It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.
☻Born Free........Taxed to Death.
☻We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found
☻I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.
☻Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
☻My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
☻Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...
☻Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
☻What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
☻Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
☻Celibacy is not hereditary
☻Familiarity breeds children
☻Life is sexually transmitted
☻We do precision guesswork
☻Born free . . . Taxed to death
☻If it's too loud, you're too old
☻Common sense isn't common
☻Nothing succeeds like excess
☻Do pilots take crash-courses?
☻If it ain't broke, fix it until it is
☻The older I get, the older old is
☻Relax, its only Ones and Zeros
☻A closed mouth gathers no feet
☻Do witches run spell checkers?
☻I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
☻Allow me to introduce my selves
☻A feature is a bug with seniority
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