" Saale tu ye aadat ke karan ek din bara ke bhav jayega ", It was me who said this to my friend Kutte ( Real name can't be disclosed so used a universal name for a friend ) .
" Bhai ek akhri golden kush toh marne de, tu tere bhabhi se bhi zyada strict hai bey ", It was he who said this to me.
But one day, it all changed when i went to IIT Mumbai on a four day tour for the mega event ' MOOD INDIGO '. Well, i am from nagpur so when my friends told me about girls drinking and smoking, it was very fascinating for me and i dreamt about watching them closely without buying tickets to a hollywood movie. And hell yeah, it was true. So many fishes but my skills were not too sharp to make a nett to catch even one.
Dimag mein ek khayal aaya and it is the main reason jiske wajah se main apne room ka rent time pe nahi de pa raha tha. Saala puri pocket money jo usmein ja rahi thi. Anyway, back to IIT Mumbai, I thought, what kind of boy these all girls will want in their lives. Let me think 'They Smoke', suddenly answer hit me ' They want smokers ' . At 18, i was enlightened that night, excited, i ran to my friend "kamine ab pata chala tu fukta kyu hai, mereko bhi sikha ". Within 5 minutes, i was smoking. I mean coughing. Sweared never to touch a cigarette again but this is how it begins. Do you remember the days when we used to say " Abey tension mat le chote, mujhe aadat nahi le sakti " "Main bas muh mein hawa bhar ke chod deta hu, andar leta hi nahi", "abey main jab chahu tab chod sakta hu".
Long story short, after 3 years, " abey agarbatti hai kya ", Its me who says it to my friend kutte ( real name can be disclosed cause he tried to steal my lighter, his name is Hemant 'le saale ab bata apne baap ko prajakt ne blog pe naam bhi daala hai aur teri aadate bhi) "abey agarbatti kya, machis ki tili bhi nahi rakhta, pina chod diya hai", It is he who says it to me. But as usual the topic continues "chal na bey, tu aur sutta chodega?", "achha chal, lekin aaj akhri huh, kal se chod deta hu".
Now comment here, when was your first time to take a puff.
" Bhai ek akhri golden kush toh marne de, tu tere bhabhi se bhi zyada strict hai bey ", It was he who said this to me.
But one day, it all changed when i went to IIT Mumbai on a four day tour for the mega event ' MOOD INDIGO '. Well, i am from nagpur so when my friends told me about girls drinking and smoking, it was very fascinating for me and i dreamt about watching them closely without buying tickets to a hollywood movie. And hell yeah, it was true. So many fishes but my skills were not too sharp to make a nett to catch even one.
Dimag mein ek khayal aaya and it is the main reason jiske wajah se main apne room ka rent time pe nahi de pa raha tha. Saala puri pocket money jo usmein ja rahi thi. Anyway, back to IIT Mumbai, I thought, what kind of boy these all girls will want in their lives. Let me think 'They Smoke', suddenly answer hit me ' They want smokers ' . At 18, i was enlightened that night, excited, i ran to my friend "kamine ab pata chala tu fukta kyu hai, mereko bhi sikha ". Within 5 minutes, i was smoking. I mean coughing. Sweared never to touch a cigarette again but this is how it begins. Do you remember the days when we used to say " Abey tension mat le chote, mujhe aadat nahi le sakti " "Main bas muh mein hawa bhar ke chod deta hu, andar leta hi nahi", "abey main jab chahu tab chod sakta hu".
Long story short, after 3 years, " abey agarbatti hai kya ", Its me who says it to my friend kutte ( real name can be disclosed cause he tried to steal my lighter, his name is Hemant 'le saale ab bata apne baap ko prajakt ne blog pe naam bhi daala hai aur teri aadate bhi) "abey agarbatti kya, machis ki tili bhi nahi rakhta, pina chod diya hai", It is he who says it to me. But as usual the topic continues "chal na bey, tu aur sutta chodega?", "achha chal, lekin aaj akhri huh, kal se chod deta hu".
Now comment here, when was your first time to take a puff.
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